Speaking of people that I hope had a great life and lived their dreams.... (see the post before this one)
This one time I had switched over to the express train to get to work (this was back when I was a young teacher.) Two guys who very well may have been still drunk from the night before went to the end of the platform at the back of the train- which is where every single person was looking because that is the direction from which the train comes towards the station and then, much to my horror, they both whipped out their man parts and pissed onto the tracks. With empty bladders they turned together as they were tucking their privates back into their pants and realized they had just put on a show for whoever was on the platform. They strutted like they weren't embarrassed and as they passed me I said "I am sure your moms would be so proud right now" and they turned to me as if they were going to do something when from over my shoulder this woman-who I did not know and did not know was standing close to me- speaks up and then they back down and slink away like the platform pissers they were.
She was a DA in the bronx and I hope she had a great life.
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