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When Josh was leaving I made him stop for a photo with the husband so I could prove to the husband he said GOODBYE because the last time Josh left husband insisted he did not say GOODBYE and the next day after Josh left Husband asks me where Josh is and I tell him he left yesterday and he says “He didn’t even say goodbye” so I smiled like the Cheshire Cat and said WANNA SEE THE PHOTO? And somehow that jarred his memory because he remembered me saying that was why I wanted a photo.

So. The husband asks me if “we have anything sweet?” And he knows damned well he asked me to buy him candy last week so I say “do you mean the candy you asked me to buy for you last week?” And he looks at me like he is a 5 year old kid again and says YEAH. So I get up to pour him a little bowl of candy and while I’m in the kitchen I remember that it’s put out the garbage can night so I say “Hey, don’t let me forget to take the garbage can out tonight!” And the ridiculousness of that thought hits me on a six second delay…. and this evil wicked giggle came out me … and now I am scared of myself!