OH MY GOD. The angels are smiling at me right now. Was just in the backyard with the best dog ever and got enthralled with walking around trying to take iPhone photos in the moon light. I was as far from the house as possible when bestie makes that low growl and runs towards the left. I swing a flashlight that way and see a small critter. I think “Is that a black chicken??” NO! It is a skunks lifted tail and asshole pointed directly towards me! I run away yelling “Sweet pea Come!” Three times (but in a weird voice because I was trying not to sound panicked) while running towards the house. Pepe Le Pew did not spray us. I am on my knees with gratitude towards and thanking my guardian angels.
The only good thing she did was come when I called her. She was running circles around that little skunk. I have no idea why it didn’t spray. Honestly it doesn’t make any sense. It must’ve been out of juice or something. In my head I was planning on how to give both of us the silk wood scrub and saying goodbye to my favorite pajama top.
I was so sure that we were both going to get it that for a minute I thought maybe my nose was broken because I didn’t smell anything
Can’t recall going to bed and feeling level of this thankful ever before.
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