Takeout

Yesterday I was starting to feel very relaxed that I had basically been in the house for 2 weeks and didn’t come into contact with the virus and could finally relax.

So..... this morning Josh was acting WEIRD and I had no idea what was up. He said he wanted to take a walk. So strange for him. So I told him to take the dog. Then I FaceTimed him a few minutes later because I totally wanted to spy on him because I knew he was lying and I wanted to see where he was. I said “I just want to see if it’s crowded” but he was still driving and said he was going to the woods where I walk her and not the open space right next to our house. EVEN WEIRDER. Josh hates walking or any exercise and he doubly hates walking the dog. Why wouldn’t he go to the closest possible place? Also, the woods is a real little hike, next to our house is a paved path and mostly level. So I told him the woods was closed (which it is) and he should go next to the space next to the house. Then he pulls back into our driveway a few minutes later and I say YOU COULDN’T HAVE WALKED THE DOG THAT FAST and he says “You told me to come back” which wasn’t true so I said, “No, I said I thought you were walking her in the fields next to the house. Can you take her there?”And again he leaves and returns in 2 minutes and he tells me that the fields were more crowded than I would have felt comfortable with. I know he was lying but I still have no idea what he’s up to. Then only about 5 minutes later I hear him trying to be stealthy heading out the front door and I run over to the window and watch him walk over to the mailbox and grab a brown paper bag from underneath.

That idiot ordered takeout.

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