I don't know if you remember that uncomfortable day when I ended up standing around with two pathetic, sad and lonely older women who began discussing their passion for their pure bred dogs in such a way that you could substitute race names for pure bred names and it would have been a total nazi discussion. It seemed as if they were white supremacists speaking in coded language using dog breeds instead of race names. Sweet pea and I were trying to pity them instead of being offended, but they were speaking rather offensively and I, personally, was not successful. Sweet pea on the other hand measures a person's goodness by their generosity with treats and willingness to share their water bottles. So, I can't speak for sweet pea. The looney in the next paragraph packs both treats and water.
Well. I was walking with one of the older women today and after a rather pleasant and benign discussion about our outerwear and the merits of wearing spikes on your boots during the ice season we got on the topic of her severe environmental and seasonal allergies. I suggested she move to the desert and she said she would rather move to Vermont or New Hampshire to get away from a certain ethnic group. I asked her which one and I was hoping she said Jews so I could sing to her in hebrew some tune I memorized from saturday morning services but tragically and not surprisingly she answered with a group that the orange one often attacks too. In short, she is tired of THEM coming here and getting everything for free (oh the ignorance!) when she pays taxes, which I highly doubt she pays since she is a nanny for some rich family who live in a pretty much all white town near by and my guess is she gets paid cash which goes straight into her pocket and never declared. I told her that no one was going to get deported and there would be no wall. I could see the green smoke coming from her ears. Also I won't even repeat the names she called our current excellent president. I totally pissed this low life human off by suggesting to her that she might want to diversify her news sources since Faux News is 75% factually inaccurate and then I may have pushed her over the edge when I ask what else she did not like about our good president besides his color. I suggested that maybe she was unhappy with record low unemployment rates or record high stock market numbers and I didn't even get to reel off any other of his really big accomplishments before she stormed off screaming about obamacare (the chance of this woman not being on medicare is about 0-so I kind of hope things get temporarily fucked up just so all of the orange fanatics get some sense scared into them) and yelling so passionately that her arms were flailing around as she stormed her way back to the parking lot.
I may have taken her anger and used it as a lubricant to slide her over the edge.
Oops.
I'm not putting up with any ignorant shit from anyone. Not going to let anything slide. Enough is enough.
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