Opened my big mouth

This morning at the dog park I said "I'm so lucky with sweet pea, she really doesn't roll in anything.  I think it's because I caught her rolling a couple of times early on and totally nipped it in the bud."  The universe had a good laugh. An hour later I said "OMG, I think someone stepped in poo!  Is it me?  Is it on me??"  Oh my god, It's on me."  Guess who rolled in (possibly human) poo.