Yesterday I made a friend of mine promise to bury a Saint Joseph statue in front of my house. I hear they can help with home sales. We had another open house today, and I am so weary with the whole cleaning up my house for people who aren't really interested routine that I had low expectations for today too. The husband took Evan and Josh, and Matt came along with Peanut, bear bait and me to an art themed event. I drove by my house an hour into the open house to discreetly drop Matt off so he could grab his own car when I saw a friendly looking guy walking out of the house. Posing as someone thinking about checking out the house I asked the guy if was worth it to get out of the car and check the house out. The guy started to tell me how much he loved the house! Then he peeked into my truck, saw Peanut and said "Oh, Hi Peanut!" and I had to admit to the guy that I am the homeowner. He told me again how much he loved house. I heard from the realtor that he came back three other times during the open house, each time bringing another family member with him.
Please let this guy make us an offer worth accepting so we can be done with this torture of selling a house!!! Please let someone else be interested too, so they can have a bidding war!!! But I'll settle for one interested home buyer who thinks our asking price is reasonable.
Did I tell you that some asshole wrote up a contract and issued a check and asked our realtor to present it to us? They offered about 75% of our asking price. I told the realtor to tell the asshole we wouldn't even allow her into the house to present us with their offer and to tell the asshole's realtor that she wouldn't be wasting our time with any other assholes. 75%. What an idiot. The worst thing is that they came back twice and I cleaned up twice for them! I hate cleaning.
Please let the friendly looking guy buy my house! I liked the dude.
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