I can still him call him jailbait even if he is of legal age - right??
Anyway, jailbait swaggered into my house yesterday afternoon, doing his cool dude walk, talk and schmoozing with me all in order to ask me if he and some bikini clad friends that he left loitering on my dock could use my boat for some wake boarding. I mentioned that the squirrel had not taken advantage of the open doors to exit the house (yet every fly and mosquito within a 3 mile radius had taken advantage of our open doors and entered!) and because the squirrel had decided to spend the day avoiding us by climbing up and down the two story stone fireplace, and was visible, jailbait grabbed a broom and began chasing the squirrel around in an attempt to get the squirrel to run out the open doors, which he almost did, except the squirrel chose the one door whose screen had slipped closed, but clever jailbait took advantage and locked the squirrel between the screen and the glass and ran outside and opened the screen releasing the squirrel back into the wilds of utopia. Hurray for jailbait!
Here is a shot of the squirrel hanging out on my fireplace mantel (which will be vacuumed and scrubbed today even though my stepford friend told me that squirrels are not the germ infested critters I imagine they are but are in fact quite clean) and looking directly at the wide open double doors and being too dumb to make a break for it. I had offered to buy Evan a BB gun.
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