things I do not think Evan needs to feel remorseful for:
1. Dinosaurs are extinct
2. Global warming
3. World War I or II
4. Swine Flu (aka: H1N1 which totally reads Hiney to me, and I'd rather call it Swine Flu than Butt Flu, but whatever......)
things Evan does not think he needs to feel remorseful for:
1. That time he took a full out swing while playing miniature golf with me on my 40th birthday and I was standing behind him and he broke my nose.
2. That time he gave 4 year old Josh a little nudge and Josh fell off the playground the equipment and broke his arm:
3. That time he flooded the basement bathroom and didn't tell anyone until Matt came along and tripped on the hard wet slippery tile floor and broke his arm a week before his Bar Mitzvah:
4. Last Tuesday evening when he commandeered the back yard trampoline from Josh, who sat down in the corner to allow Evan to bounce except Evan then proceeded to bounce Josh so aggressively that Josh reached out to catch himself and broke his left thumb.
I told Evan, he is out of order. The husband deserves a turn and Evan should give the rest of us a break. But not literally!