Evan: I had my whole lunch table cracking up so hard today that some of them couldn't continue eating. They had tears rolling down their faces.
me: Wow, what did you say?
Evan: Well, the thing is that so and so was sitting next to me and he thought I was so funny that he slapped me on the back and when he did that I fake punched him in the arm like I always do and a teacher saw.
me: Oh no, did they give you a detention?
Evan: No, they asked me what happened and then they questioned so and so and they realized that it was all fine.
me: So what was it that you were saying?
Evan: Oh, that's not the point.
me: Ummm, Evan, I'm not going to give up, what did you say that was so funny?
Evan: I was telling them about that time when we were driving and you were sick and had to get out of the car and you pooped right next to the car and it was green and (more graphic poop description that you do not want to read) they thought it was hilarious.
You mean he's still allowed to have friends after that story????
Posted by: Laura | September 26, 2008 at 07:24 AM
This is great.Oh yeah, the story I told my friends was about you crapping next to a car.
Is that a problem?
Posted by: Chuck Jones | October 19, 2008 at 06:54 AM