heated exchange

CITY FRIEND/COUNTRY FRIEND

EV: Those gutters are so pimp!

L: I know!

Next day:

Ev: T! Look at those gutters! They're so pimp!

T: No, they are copper.

Ev: No, they are pimp!

T: No they are 100% copper.

Ev: No, they are 100% pimp!

T: Y'all know what, there is no such thing as a metal called pimp.

Ev: They are 100% pimp!

T: Y'all know what, I'm going to ask your mom.

(T finds me loading the dishwasher as usual)

T; Click, what metal are the gutters made out of?

Me: Copper.

T: See! I knew it! Evan said they were pimp!

me: .........................

(pause for processing)

Bwah ha ha ha!