I am in a bad way over here with the food. Yesterday morning I was doing dishes standing close to the cake I bought to fatten dad up a bit and I WANTED THAT CAKE. All I could think of was WANT CAKE WANT CAKE and I knew I was being like a two year old having this internal tantrum, but dammit, I WANTED CAKE so I cut myself a big old piece of cake and that not all that wonderful cake did absolutely nothing for me, so I had a bagel too. And then 20 minutes later I wondered why my stomach hurt so much an I have been either running to the bathroom or sucking up some gluten and dairy laden treat ever since.
My stomach is in trouble here.
Why? Internet, I have got to get a grip on these allergies/intolerances and stop.
After last night's bacchanalia with the kettle chips, I can eat nothing but grass and air for the next week.
Posted by: apathy lounge | August 26, 2008 at 11:39 AM