me: (with lots of over dramatic frustration) Josh! I just made your bed!! Why are your blankets on the floor?!?! (Josh can't hear me. He is on the basement)
Evan: I'll make his bed.
In my head: ALARM BELLS
Me: Evan, how did Josh's bed get unmade 20 minutes after I made it?
Evan: (eyes wide with total fakery innocence) I have no idea but I would be happy to help out here.
In my head: I smell a rat.
So I call up Josh from the basement. I ask him why his blankets are on the floor.
Josh: its not my fault! Evan said I should put them on the floor so he could wrap himself up like a burrito.
Evan can not make eye contact with me. He tries to skink away but I offer his bed making expertise to Josh and Evan, despite his pleas of innocence, accepts his assignment and makes Josh's bed because he is Guilty and not because he is a easy going helpful kind of guy.
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