Dear non professional photographers who are dragging the quality of my news paper down,
Well, tomorrow is my big day. Or maybe I should say my big mouth day. Because I opened my big mouth to the managing editor about how if is going to pay for photos from you other people the photos should be better and now I am going to teach a little lesson to the non professionals in photo basics. I can't tell you how much sleep I have lost worrying over this. I don't want to go in there seeming as pompous as I pretend to be. It's just that your photos suck and if I can at least get them in focus (cough cough I am totally lying here) I will be happy. Okay the truth is, your photos leave much to be desired and they make me embarrassed to work at the same paper as you so you better listen to me and shape up fast.
Okay? Just don't think I am all full of attitude or anything like that. We are all in the same boat. Really, you have so much potential. Let's tap it.
signed,
I can't decide how much I am willing to lie about what I think about your work.
clicky
P.S. You'll still love me after the lesson, right?
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