Dear Cat Owning Neighbors,
Funny thing happened around here, and that is that my back yard became quite the foul smelling stench pit of all odors vile. And I was confounded, for I have owned dogs for a couple of decades now and I had never experinced any dog related odor so obnoxious repulsive and downright nauseating. But being a responsible dog owner, I enlisted a small army of chore slaves children and we de-pooped the yard. Looked great, still rather odius.
Today when the gardener came I mentioned the fragrance funk and the gardener said he was pretty sure he knew the source of the smell. "Really?" I innocently asked. "What do you think it could be?" and the gardener asked back "Are you a cat person?" After I threw up in my mouth a little and convulsed from my head right down to my toes, I calmly said "No, I would rather live in an infested with tarantulas rotting cardboard box don't care much for cats." "Well, says the gardener, I have cats and that smell is most definitely of cat origin. I'm pretty sure the neighborhood cats are using the wood mulch in the play area as a giant litter box."
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keep letting that sink in
review
play area=litter box
children's play area=litter box
for neighborhood cats.
If I had a gun I am sure I would use it.
You can take that as a warning,
or a threat,
keep your cats inside,
I am not kidding you,
Clickmom
Oh. As a cat person, I can only think to scream RUNNNN KITTEHHHHHS!
But yeah, the sand box as a litter box is way icky.
Try putting some deer blood (you can buy it at the garden shop) around it...Maybe that will keep them away.
Posted by: Candy | April 16, 2008 at 04:48 PM