Today I pulled into the dermatologist parking lot to find not one but two hard to find parking spots available. Yay, right? One spot was partially blocked by a rude mal-parked honda odyssey driver who parked over the line dividing his space from the next space. I slid into the clearly defined other spot thinking I would more than likely find an empty partial spot next to my truck when I returned if the odyssey was still there. But I was wrong. I sat in the car for a moment because I had arrived un-fashionably early when some chick pulls in right next to me and makes a mad dash for the building. I open my door and realize that not even a slender three year old could make it out of that door crack, let alone me, and I call to the lady and say "Hey, I assume you don't want me to slam my door into your car! Am I right? Cause you parked in my spot and now I can not get out!" So she dashed back, got into her car and drove away. The I went in for my appointment and crossed my fingers for either an empty space or a mini cooper .
I sat in the dermatologist's office waiting room getting more and more nervous as I watched the people all walking through the out door with their heavily bandaged noses, chins, and foreheads. Finally, a torturous (mostly because Rachael Ray was on the waiting room television and no matter where I sat in the waiting room, I could still hear her) 20 minutes later, they called me, brought me into a room, and gave me a paper mini vest to put on (opening to the rear) and a bigger flat sheet of paper to lay across my lap. Yeah, nice. Right out of the "How to completely annoy a fat chick" handbook. I took one look at the paper mini vest, which didn't even come down to my waist, stripped my nice warm real clothes off, papered myself up and put my down coat back on. It was undeniably freezing in there. And when the dermatologist came in she laughed when she saw me half papered half down coat covered and turned off the AC. (Yes, it's in the 30's today and she had the AC blowing) She said something about her last patient being in menopause. Hahaha. I don't care.
Anyways, to make a long (gruesome) story short, I should have suffered through the brazilian and will not be taking spin class this week. Dermatologist said she couldn't tell for sure, it had all the markers of a melanoma, and it was either nothing or something I caught very early. Biopsy results will be back in about 2 weeks. Ouch.
When I got to my truck I discovered an astro van, and not the hoped for mini cooper, beside my truck. The astro van, while still in my parking spot, left me slightly more room than the odyssey. I figured I could crawl over the passenger seat, but then I remembered what had happened in the dermatologist office and instead opted for chancing the astro's door (would they really notice another dent?) while I (not carefully for the van at all) but carefully not to move my nether regions any more than absolutely necessary stepped into my truck and slowly lowered myself into my seat.
Home again, home again jiggety jig.
It's either something or nothing...grrreat.
And as for the parking lot folks..grrr I hate people.
Posted by: danelle | January 23, 2008 at 07:09 PM
Sorry to hear that you are sore. :( That is a bummer, but I guess anything done *there* is going to be sore... well any medical procedure, not just anything... well anyway, we are getting off topic and I'm sure you know what I'm trying to say...
I just wanted to wish you a speedy recover and speedy 2 wks waiting for results, that sucks. I had to wait for info on my daughter and those 2 wks took F.O.R.E.V.E.R!! But, I'm sure you are going to get good news, so no worries!!
And I HATE those paper gowns! Uh! Not warm in the AC office and never fits!! And really AC, WTF???
Hugs, Jenn
Posted by: Jennifer | January 24, 2008 at 08:57 AM
Someone needs to make some REAL paper gowns one of these days!
Hope you get good results :)
Posted by: Candi | January 24, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Paper gowns are awful, awful creations. I always feel absolutely ridiculous in them.
I hope all is well in skin land!
Posted by: imaginary sarah | January 25, 2008 at 01:29 AM