My mom had a heavily accented english as a second language kind of nurse today and I listened (with a big smirk on my face) as my mother (who has such a bizarre way of saying somethings I just don't know where she is from sometimes) tried to tell the nurse the name of one of her doctors. My mom said "Robitt" and the nurse shook her head in confusion and leaned in for a better hear. My mom repeated slower and louder "R o b i t t" and the nurse looked up at me. I was smiling with all the evil satisfaction a girl can muster after her mom has been in the hospital for 5 days. The nurse leaned even closer as mom said even louder and slower "R O B I T T". The nurse looked at me and asked "Robert?" I nodded and managed to suppress a laugh.
Then mom told me all about the anteebeeotics they have been giving her.
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