bubble burst

Matt came home from camp with dairy induced excema so I picked up some fish oil capsules to give him that would help his skin heal from the inside out. Since Evan and I have dry snake skin, I figured I'd just dole them out like candy, and since they smell amazingly like strawberries, Josh wanted in on the whole thing too. The four of us have been taking them for a while now and I can't stop caressing my own smooth baby soft skin. I told Josh that we all had soft skin now. I have been walking around rubbing my own arms raw just enjoying the silky smoothness that is me now. The fish oils even softened up my sandpaper elbows, the stuff is magical. Thinking there was nothing under the sun softer than me, I told Josh to stroke my arm, which he did. He said "Hmmm soft" and then lifted his own shirt to rub himself and continued with "Let me see... but not as soft as me!"