he said it first

This morning when Josh woke up the husband jumped onto the bed and gave him a "smush hug." Josh was less than pleased, so I gently approached him and demonstrated the proper way to greet him with my patented "gentle kiss". Josh smiled at me as I ran off to get dressed and turned to the husband and said "Mom is my one true love." The husband asked "What am I chopped liver?" and Josh answered "Well ... yes, but you are my one true chopped liver."