I didn't really realize how far from "society" , as in the reality of my affluent suburban life, we are out here on the island until I had to shop for something. None of my favorite stores exist within 1/2 hour of where we are. So, for the first time in my life I have shopped at both K-mart and Walmart. It is a whole new world for me out here. (I have been to Walmart several times now) I was really excited when I picked up some Hanes pajama bottoms, they were exactly the style I like, soft, comfy and cheap too! Hey, I am all for a good bargain. When I came back to the house, I took a careful look at the tag. Here is what it tells me
!. Tagged Out: Label printed on garment means no more scratchy tags. (Yay! I detest scratchy tags, especially the ones that scrath my lower back. Thanks Hanes!)
2. Material Girl: Comfy stretch fabric is as irresistable as you are. (Well, gee..... thanks, I um...think you are kind of cute too....)
3. Logo a Go-Go: Playful Hanes logo adds a hint of sassy style. (OK, now you've too far cause the logo, as in the standard Hanes logo, is just like the one Michael Jordan has on his undies. Are you calling MJ sassy? 'Cause I wouldn't be calling MJ sassy if I were you.)
Where do they come these things? Someone got paid to write that tag. Sheesh.
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