I have been coughing with various pee leakage inducing strengths since 3 days into this calendar year. Currently, I am hopefully in the final stages of my fourth and longest lasting (2 months) upper respiratory bout and have my eternally optimistic fingers crossed that I’ll at least get the summer off from coughing. I’m sure the universe has its own plans
Also in 2018 came a fall down the stairs which has resulted in lingering mid back pain as well as constant and sometimes extraordinary toe/foot/ankle throbbing like a hot poker pain, as in EVERY DAY I WHINE ABOUT MY FOOT PAIN AND MY TOE PREDICTS STORMY WEATHER, a return of pre canercerous irregular skin cells, as in pre CANCER, does the good lord ever expect me to sleep again? Can one take a knife to their own skin and remain sane? Because I’d like every single freckle removed for (mental) safety sake. I swear some them are new. And they look like gang members. They need to be taken down (carved off) and now a second degree tit BURN because yours truly tucked a travel mug filled with boiling hot tea into the crook of her elbow because she was carrying too many things and then managed to bend forward spilling said boiling hot tea all over the area of lefty that spills out when wearing a too small bathing suit, which is the only kind I currently own and might have to fork out some bucks for a turtle neck bathing suit if I plan on swimming this summer because judging by the amount of blistering this is going on ...... This is going to take a long time to heal and also, there will be unfortunately located scarring. I also managed to 2nd degree hot tea burn my stomach, but comparatively that is so minor I didn’t even notice it until the next morning when I saw it in the mirror.
Oh yeah, 2018 also brought me dual tick bites, one for each shoulder blade, as if twin ticks wanted to simultaneously do something which mirrored each other. So, I’ll figure out eventually which of the myriad of tick diseases they surely imparted to me during their hours of blood sucking because I’m not the type to have that kind of tick connection and not get a momento of the episode. Let’s be real.