me lying in bed: I don't think I actually still feel that bad. I should be better by now. Maybe I can go to the Y. Just to hang out in the sauna or something. Nothing hurts, (aside from the almost bleeding sides of my nostrils), I am blowing less than I was yesterday, I'm even getting used to the core muscle exhaustion from coughing till I'm purple. I think I should get out of bed and maybe go somewhere, like to the store for food or the pharmacy for thermometer batteries so I can confirm I don't actually have a temperature, like I've been telling myself I don't.
me out of bed: What the hell is wrong me?!?!? How am I still this sick?!?!? OMG, I'm in a cold sweat. Since when did the tea kettle weigh 50 pounds? I gotta get horizontal NOW.