Day 5 found me feeling better than day four that's for sure! I wasn't as headachy and not nearly as tired either. I have been quite bitchy, however, but today I realize I have a perfect storm, a trifecta of bitchiness that can not be denied. I have stress from the whole husband injured, sick, gets surgery ordeal, I am freakin hungry enough to eat trees, and now I am on the rag. As I told lil sis earlier, it's a miracle I'm not in a holding cell somewhere. Oh the damage I could inflict right now!
If I tell you the things I tossed while cleaning out the fridge today you are going to think I am quite the (fat) party girl. Olives, maraschino cherries, coconut milk, 2 mostly drunk bottles of wine, one bottle of some fruity mixer I found along the way, lime juice, caramel, chocolate fudge, quick hardening peanut flavored ice cream shell, butterscotch sauce, and then some other stuff I so very much wanted to eat like pickles, caviar spread, and peanut butter. I kind of sound like a bachelor, don't I?
I was still feeling quite hungry all day today. Being back in utopia is a mixed blessing because we are in the sticks out here and I can't pretend to run a quick errand to a place convenient to a juice bar so I don't have to juice my own stuff. Cleaning the juicer is annoying and I think something is wrong with my juicer anyway. I'm getting a ton of foam. I keep thinking how much more satisfying this would be if I just ate the vegetables instead of juiced them.
I'm obviously too tired to type right now, so I'm going to drag myself into bed as soon as I try ti trick bear bait into eating a spinach salad by pouring some meat juice on the spinach. Don't ask.
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