I have to tell you something funny. After I spoke to you the other day, I told the boys that we would be getting pictures next week from you and they were excited. Then I told them that you had news, and that you had gotten married. Matt said "Wait a minute. I thought that wasn't legal."
It turns out he thinks you are gay! Hahahahaha. Nothing personal, it is just that so many of my other men friends are. Cracked me up good though. He doesn't understand, I reminded him that you used to be my boyfriend, and he said "I know, I just thought.... he ......(whispers-) changed." Hahahahaha. Well, you know if you can't have me, might as well give up on the whole gender. Doesn't understand. Definitely still a boy and not a man yet, my son. snicker.
So funny. Don't you think?
The above is an actual letter I just emailed to my ex boyfriend, who is now my "friend" I am wondering (after I click the send button ofcourse) if it is maybe a little....off? Weird? Emasculating? Oooops.