I have trouble sleeping here at the seminary. It isn't because people say it's haunted, it isn't because there is no air conditioning, and it isn't even because it's uncomfortable, I got one of the new beds.
Tonight I was downstairs with a classmate when I got a whiff of skunk through the open window. Then we came up to our rooms. Oh yeah, we had turned our window fans on earlier to cool off the rooms. I'm pretty sure my arsenal of essential oils isn't going to do me any good now. At least I will know what is about to keep me awake all night tonight.