Matt's coming home for fall break with his girlfriend tonight. I wasn't worried at all until a friend asked if Matt was the settle down young type. Now I can't stop wondering if he is actually bringing her here to meet us because he is SERIOUS. He already met her family a few weeks ago when they road tripped for a weekend.
It'll be easy to top the last girlfriend. I just hope Matt is the kind of guy who learns from his mistakes. For real! The last one never even tried to strike up a conversation with me, even when we arranged to do stuff together. Bitch.
I called the editor to see if she had any advice for me about possibly meeting my son's THE ONE. I will have to try hard not to be my usual cranky perimenopausal self while she's here. Also, might have to curb my potty mouth. Sometime this summer I decided to make Mother f*cker my new favorite go to word/phrase/expression, and that is one great word for diffusing any situation. Let me tell you! I'll try to keep it under control while I am trying to impress though.
I think my name for this girlfriend will be Feathers. Not because she looks like a bird but because she's got some kind of fuzzy haircut going on.